I woke up to fuckery for morning news! As president of the B.M.B.B. (black man blonde beard) Association I support & respect all of those who came before me (Cisse & Song). But with Clinton Portis and now the Dream sporting blonde facial hair it fucks up the unique quality of my brand. So I hope these assholes stop this quick because I'm about to sling peroxide in somebodies eyes.
